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(810): View more from Michigan

Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??

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Adam has been drinking

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Who has his phone

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Adam does

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories

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(250): View more from British Columbia

If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.

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(585): View more from New York

I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT

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(907): View more from Alaska

I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.

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(510): View more from California

Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.

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