wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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