so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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