I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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