I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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