If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
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I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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