After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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