Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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