YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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