i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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