I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
