hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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