well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm too high and old for this...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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