theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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