i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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