She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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