It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
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Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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