Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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