i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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