But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
