My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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