Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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