found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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