I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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