He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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