Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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