You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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