if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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