your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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