just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
These tits shall not be calmed
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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