sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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