Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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