I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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