The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
no you cant smoke seaweed
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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