And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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