you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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