"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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