Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Please don't give away my fajitas
dude. I can hear the air.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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