just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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