i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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