I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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