Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
