That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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