the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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