Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Actions speak louder than pants.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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