omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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