You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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