Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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