is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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