I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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